Friday, February 22, 2013

My Captors!


Sure they look cute ;) Do you ever yearn for freedom, feel like you are being held against your will. Ha ha! While I would do anything for my children, I found myself sitting and dreaming of the days when I could do what I wanted, when I wanted. For example this morning after making my children breakfast I thought I would like more than a granola bar today. While making a egg and toast I had to stop three different times to stop fights, get children out of things, and redress those who like to take there clothes off spontaneously. Finally when I got it ready I was accompanied by a whiney little girl who needed a bite with everyone I took. As for today I will keep dreaming of the day I can go to the bathroom by myself, shower without having to worry what is being destroyed while I shampoo, or even write a blog post without a child trying to hit the keys. It will happen right? Can't wait until my release date.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

I Will Never Be the Same


While I have never been the slimmest chick on the block, having two babies has really taken a toll on this physique. Its not just the pregnancy part; it is the two little demanding children leaving this momma, no time to think about anything else than cleaning up messes and how I would love to sleep. Well starting this New Year I told myself its time to slim it down and tone up my belly that now looks like a bowl full of jelly that a tiger tried to rip open. Sorry for the graphic description. But guess what!!! Apparently when you are 30 something, a week at the gym and watching every calorie you consume does not equal a new size of jeans or even a new number on the scale. While my first inclination was to call my friend Tostitos and  have a heart to heart. I guess I will stick to it, but someone should of told me to enjoy my body at 18 because IT IS GONE!!